Teach Your Kid to Fish (Without Sounding Boring or Getting Bitten by Mosquitoes)
Look—we’re not raising accountants here. We’re raising adventurers. Curious, muddy, snack-hoarding explorers who think like predators and laugh like pirates.
That’s why I wrote this ebook: Teach Your Kid to Fish — a fun, dinosaur-powered guide to bass fishing built for actual kids (and their slightly exhausted, probably-distracted dads).
No lectures. No Latin fish names. Just real talk, ninja metaphors, and worksheets they’ll actually want to fill out.
🦖 What’s Inside:
Predator thinking: Lions, T-Rexes, and how bass strike like wild animals
Structure + shade: Where fish hide and why they’re basically underwater assassins
Seasonal movement: Why bass are part-time bears with vacation homes
Bait strategies: Topwater fireworks, sneaky soft plastics, and how to trick a fish without sounding like a YouTube bro
Worksheets: Track what works. Journal your catches. Set goals. Bond without forcing it.
🧃 Who It’s For:
Dads who want to connect without needing to be “fishing experts”
Kids ages 5–12 who love animals, adventure, and being in charge of their own bait
Families who want an excuse to go outside, unplug, and maybe get a little sunburned
📥 Get the Ebook (Free Download)
👉 Download Teach Your Kid to Fish (PDF)
You’ll also get:
A printable My Fishing Tracker
A 3-step guide to find fish anywhere
A Parent/Child Outdoor Conversation Guide that goes deeper than “Did you have fun?”
🧠 Why This Isn’t Just About Fish
It’s about teaching confidence. Patience. Nature smarts.
It’s about being the dad who shows up, with snacks in one hand and a beat-up tackle box in the other.
You don’t need to know every knot or own a $300 rod.
You just need to show them how to try. The rest is bass gravy.
🧪 What to Try This Weekend
Take your kid to a dock, pond, or puddle
Read Chapter One together and practice your predator face
Cast a line (or a stick)
Celebrate the attempt, not the catch
